Jun. 22nd, 2012

aceattacker: (STUPID ARADO)
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[ It’s late in the evening when one of the journals accidentally begin to record. It’s on the floor on it’s side, showing [personal profile] Seolla and [personal profile] Arado together in the same room. Unlike the side she’s shown most of the strangers in this place, Seolla’s almost cheerful, as she brings her hands together. ]

There, I asked the attendant to bring us both a pair of fresh clothing. [ How scandalous. ] It shouldn’t take them too long to return with something, yeah?

For me, maybe! I’m sure it’ll take much longer for you! [ He laughs, almost playfully. ]

Why would it take longer for me? [ Seolla’s tone turns towards a dangerous path quickly and without warning. ] Well?!

Obviously they’re gonna run out of fabric real quick since your boobs are so huge! [ Will he ever learn? ]

W-Whaaaaaaat!? [ Apparently not. It doesn’t take her long to resort to violence by bringing a table up towards him with just her foot. ] They’re not that huge, dumbass!

[ Aaaand there goes Arado, straight through that table. Or rather, the other way around. ] Ow... that hurt... You’ve got a mean kick, Seolla...[ aaand will he learn? SURVEY SAYS: NO. ] Of course your boobs are huge! It makes you easy to pick out from a crowd!

They only seem that big due to your pea-sized noggin! [ It takes her approximately three seconds to leap across the room to wail into him with her own fists. ] Maybe when they come back, I’ll ask them to try to find a new brain for you!

[ He doesn’t fight back. She’d hand his ass to him in an instant. ] Maybe they should find you a new butt too!

Yeah!? [ Punch. Punch. This fight is pretty one-sided for all to see. ] If you’re lucky, they might be able to give you a pair of balls too!

H-hey! I’ve got balls! It takes balls to-Ow! Complime-Ow!... the way I do! Ow!

You could have fooled me. [ With a huff, she’ll stop wailing on him, choosing instead to keep his form straddled between her thighs. ] If you want to compliment me, then do it in a way a normal guy would, sheesh!

Well...you’re a good pilot...and a good cook...I guess...

That’s really all you’ve got to say about me? [ Is that a twinge of disappointment on her tone? She’ll move to climb off of him now, brushing her skirt out flat. ] I understand now.

No! You’re a great partner and we’ve always got each other’s backs... and... and... [ oh crap he’s gotta do something here he hates when she seems a little sad. ] ...you’re pretty cute. Especially when you’re mad!

Ahhh... [ It starts off with her red-faced and shifting in place uncomfortably. A remark of that magnitude always left her shy. Thankfully for her pride, it doesn’t last long. Leaning down to grab at his shirt with her fist, she’ll try to bring him to his feet. ] When I’m mad, huh?

Cause then you start shaking me and your boobs jiggle and that just makes it better andpleasedon’thurtme....

[ CRASH!! That's Arado's face slamming right into the journal as a result of being thrown across the room. Again. ]
itsabodysuit: (Another day pecking your holes)
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 [Shiro lands in the Bifrost with a thud, landing on her butt. She looks around for a few minutes, shouting.]

Totoooooo! Gantaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!  

[A sudden sad look crosses her face.]

Ganta's angry at Shiro...
Noooot Gantaaaaa!

WAIT! That's what Shiro wished for, right. Ganta won't be angry at her anymore! [She lights up like a Christmas tree.]

GAAAAAAAAANTAAAAAAAAAA! Shiro wants to play!
the_last_free_mods: (Monkey King)
[personal profile] the_last_free_mods
Friday saw another day with nothing especially interesting happening. The biggest event was a small family of refugees arriving at the main gate.

However that night at three in the morning, a foul stench started filtering through all of the air vents. Something between a skunk, and old, soggy underwear, and strong enough to force even the most stalwart hero out of his bed! And to top it all off, a maddening giggling seems to be drifting out of the darkness. SOMEONE thinks he's a riot, apparently, but try as you might you can't locate the source of it.

HiLARious

Jun. 22nd, 2012 10:15 pm
just_some_meddler: (They'll never find your body)
[personal profile] just_some_meddler
[Ciel is outside the Palace District apartments in pink pajamas, with fuzzy slippers on her feet and murder in her eyes. She's shouting into the dark.]

Go ahead, laugh it up asshole. When I find you I'm going to make a hat out of your guts!

[The laughing gets harder.]
lone_wolf_of_southtown: (what the fuuuuuu --)
[personal profile] lone_wolf_of_southtown
[ACTION; THE DEEPS]

*Early one morning, a hero arose from bed. Not to train. Not to set out on an epic quest.

No, he got up so he could run the hell out of the building and try to get some freaking fresh air. Which is why he's out here, clad only in boxers, gasping for air like his life depends on it.*


GOOD freaking Lord! It smells like the devil himself ripped one! Bleuugh!

*You gonna dare point out his lack of decorum? And no, there are no hearts on them, sorry.*
departed_child_of_gods: (WHY WOULD YOU EVEN DO THAT OW)
[personal profile] departed_child_of_gods
[ACTION; THE WARDS]

*OH GOD WHY CAN GHOSTS SMELL THINGS.

Soga had immediately shot through the walls to get away from the odor. She heard the laughter not long after that.*


Oooooooh! You think you're SO FUNNY! Let us see how funny you think you are when you are a LIGHTNING ROD!

*And now she's charging blindly through the streets trying to locate the source of that sound. Yeah, she's peeved.*

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