Well if you ask nicely I might make you something with fake gold if you want.

[She gave a smug grin] Not really. I have orders from people higher than the small town patrols, it's just easier to slip away unnoticed than to deal with the paperwork. As long as my commanding officer gets his reports on time he doesn't care.

Besides if I had stayed you'd be stuck drinking your coffee alone now wouldn't you Mr. Bogard.