02 ✧ Video

[aceattacker]

[ It’s late in the evening when one of the journals accidentally begin to record. It’s on the floor on it’s side, showing Seolla and Arado together in the same room. Unlike the side she’s shown most of the strangers in this place, Seolla’s almost cheerful, as she brings her hands together. ]

There, I asked the attendant to bring us both a pair of fresh clothing. [ How scandalous. ] It shouldn’t take them too long to return with something, yeah?

For me, maybe! I’m sure it’ll take much longer for you! [ He laughs, almost playfully. ]

Why would it take longer for me? [ Seolla’s tone turns towards a dangerous path quickly and without warning. ] Well?!

Obviously they’re gonna run out of fabric real quick since your boobs are so huge! [ Will he ever learn? ]

W-Whaaaaaaat!? [ Apparently not. It doesn’t take her long to resort to violence by bringing a table up towards him with just her foot. ] They’re not that huge, dumbass!

[ Aaaand there goes Arado, straight through that table. Or rather, the other way around. ] Ow... that hurt... You’ve got a mean kick, Seolla...[ aaand will he learn? SURVEY SAYS: NO. ] Of course your boobs are huge! It makes you easy to pick out from a crowd!

They only seem that big due to your pea-sized noggin! [ It takes her approximately three seconds to leap across the room to wail into him with her own fists. ] Maybe when they come back, I’ll ask them to try to find a new brain for you!

[ He doesn’t fight back. She’d hand his ass to him in an instant. ] Maybe they should find you a new butt too!

Yeah!? [ Punch. Punch. This fight is pretty one-sided for all to see. ] If you’re lucky, they might be able to give you a pair of balls too!

H-hey! I’ve got balls! It takes balls to-Ow! Complime-Ow!... the way I do! Ow!

You could have fooled me. [ With a huff, she’ll stop wailing on him, choosing instead to keep his form straddled between her thighs. ] If you want to compliment me, then do it in a way a normal guy would, sheesh!

Well...you’re a good pilot...and a good cook...I guess...

That’s really all you’ve got to say about me? [ Is that a twinge of disappointment on her tone? She’ll move to climb off of him now, brushing her skirt out flat. ] I understand now.

No! You’re a great partner and we’ve always got each other’s backs... and... and... [ oh crap he’s gotta do something here he hates when she seems a little sad. ] ...you’re pretty cute. Especially when you’re mad!

Ahhh... [ It starts off with her red-faced and shifting in place uncomfortably. A remark of that magnitude always left her shy. Thankfully for her pride, it doesn’t last long. Leaning down to grab at his shirt with her fist, she’ll try to bring him to his feet. ] When I’m mad, huh?

Cause then you start shaking me and your boobs jiggle and that just makes it better andpleasedon’thurtme....

[ CRASH!! That's Arado's face slamming right into the journal as a result of being thrown across the room. Again. ]

Comments

[aceattacker]

Well, I'm sure it'd seem like tripled or higher when you actually see the two of us in action! [ Laughing lightly. ] We've been training since we were kids!

[second_destiny]

Whoa. Wait a minute. You two have been training for mobile suit combat since you were children?!

[aceattacker]

Training to use personal troopers yes. [ It doesn't seem all that strange to her. ] Starting to feel a bit outclassed, aren't you?

[second_destiny]

That's not it! I just...can't believe there's a military out there that would use children!

[aceattacker]

I'm proud of what I was able to do as a child. Without it, I probably wouldn't be as confident as I am now.

[second_destiny]

...Well, yeah, being an ace pilot at your age is something worth being proud of. My dad's been a brilliant pilot since he was fourteen, so I understand that. I just...don't think that kids should have to fight. That's a really heavy burden, you know?

[aceattacker]

I don't really remember much of it, so it must not be that heavy of a burden to carry. Sorry if having your opinion debunked sucks.

[second_destiny]

[Gee, sure don't sound sorry.]

Debunked? Not that easily. There's probably an explanation for that.

[aceattacker]

[ Spoilers: She's really not. ]

Then what kind of explanation can you think up? Come on, I'd like to see if you're half as smart as you try to portray.

[second_destiny]

It's hard to do that when I know barely anything about you, isn't it? The best I can come up with is trauma-induced amnesia.

[aceattacker]

Trauma-induced amnesia?

So what you're saying is that I'm not strong enough mentally to handle what's happened? Is that it?

[second_destiny]

[Geez. Asem can't help but wonder how this girl functions with how she seems to take everything the wrong way.]

Hey, that's nothing against you. It was probably just something really horrific. Ever hear the saying, "War is hell?"

[aceattacker]

No, no I haven't. Is it a common saying? None of the other students would have ever said something like that... I think, at least.

[ Her tone's a bit softer this time around. ]

I wonder what it could have been. If there was anything like that in the first place, that is.

[second_destiny]

Yeah, it's a common saying. It's been around almost as long as war itself has. People tossed it around all the time in the world wars in the previous era.

It's just a guess, though. That's all.

[aceattacker]

I like war. [ Quickly adding on: ] Well, I don't like war, but I like piloting and getting to show off. It's unfortunate that it has to be at the death of others, but they should have thought twice about going up against me!

[second_destiny]

I prefer simulators for that kind of thing. Or at least paint rounds.

[aceattacker]

Paint rounds?


Really?

[second_destiny]

Good simulators are pretty recent in my world. The military only just started using them.