It's like an Easter Egg hunt, but more likely to put your eye out.

[1_eyed_dadass]

[ACTION]

*Nier hadn't had to deal with the smell, so that had been a plus. However, the SECOND half of the prank is considerably more aggravating -- with the exception of the weapons he had on him, most of his copious amount of blades and spears had disappeared. You might have seen them, actually. Behind the washer, on the roof, all over the place.

He is not pleased at all by this development.

So pardon him if he seems a little grumpy as you see him wandering around all of creation trying to pull things back together. Damnit, it was hard enough GETTING most of them.*

Comments

[prototype_king]

[Nier is fortunate enough to be treated to the rare sight of the King of Heroes looking confused - and the probably welcome sight of him holding one of Nier's swords.]

This isn't a Noble Phantasm at all! How'd that get in there...?

[1_eyed_dadass]

Shenanigans. That's mine, by the way. Can I have it back?

[prototype_king]

Babil doesn't even work that way...Huh? Oh, it's yours?

[1_eyed_dadass]

Yeah. Bastard chimp that broke in last night and stunk the joint up snagged most of my collection. Been having to track 'em all down since. I just hope he didn't keep any of them.

[prototype_king]

[With a rather dismissive flip, Gilgamesh hands the sword hiltfirst back over to Nier.]

Are you a museum-piece collector, or do you honestly use that many?

[1_eyed_dadass]

Sometimes a guy's gotta switch out for something different. What can I say? Just kinda picked 'em all up over time.

[prototype_king]

You must have been at this 'hero' thing for a while.

[1_eyed_dadass]

Tch. "Hero" is entirely the wrong word for it. I'm just a guy who hits a lot of things and gets a lot of stuff to hit things with.