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[second_destiny]

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[The feed comes on to a worried-looking Asem.]

Guys, I've lost something really important thanks to that stupid Monkey King! I'm looking for a six-sided object, about half a foot long, shaped sort of like a keystone. It's gray and has a black screen. If you find it, you need to tell me, because I need to get it back!

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[departed_child_of_gods]

I see, I see!

...What's a smartphone?

[second_destiny]

...Uh.

Do you know what a cell phone is?

[departed_child_of_gods]

Ah, no. Bear in mind I missed something like 1500 years of human technological development tied to the mausoleum as I was.

[second_destiny]

Um...well, a smartphone is like a mini version of the PDA, and not like a book like these. You can use it to get in contact with people, send messages, store information. Stuff like that.

[departed_child_of_gods]

Remarkable! Humans really have become fantastically advanced. Though they are still highly aggravating. It really is a pity we will never see it back home.

[second_destiny]

Uh...that's nothing compared to other stuff we have.

[departed_child_of_gods]

Like the giant mechanical men, right? They would have been so useful back in the day. We had nothing approaching even the beginnings of such technology, however.

Ah well. I can fly and shoot things just fine in my current form anyway, I suppose. I assume you want me to try to find this, ah, "smart fone" thing?

[second_destiny]

Please. I'd appreciate the help.

[departed_child_of_gods]

I will see what I can do. No guarantees, however.