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[hasturtheunspeakable]

Well, hey, there, everyone. Have a very bored-looking glowy-eyed man Criminy, Hastur, get over yourself.

"By the Thirteen Testicles of Yog-Sothoth, I'm bored. Nothing to fight and, last I checked, that was why I was summoned here. Ah well, guess I'll make my own entertainment."

Oh, that's never a good thing.

"So. I'll ask you folks two questions. I'll even go easy on you with them this time."

"Question number one. Who am I? I know who I am, I want to know if you know who I am. Here. I'll even give you a hint."

And he flashes the screen with a symbol that looks like this:



"Or, if you don't want to answer that, then tell me, please, is there anyone in this war that's over the age of nineteen? The airwaves are positively rife with adolescent screeching. I'm no moral pillar, but really. Will we get any fighting done when the majority of the heroes are still petrified of pimples?"


((OOC: Feel free to have your character know who this douchebaggy little Eldritch motherfucker is if you figure it's canonically doable for you. He's known in zillions of worlds through myth or literature or contact and has countless names. You can even make up a name for him if you like! :D

Permission post for questions or comments lives here. ))

Comments

[just_some_meddler]

Took a second to place the symbol, but someone who spends as much time as Ciel does hunting down dangerous magical beings is bound to pick up a thing or two about the elder gods.

"I know that symbol, and I've met your cults before, Hastur."

[1_eyed_dadass]

*The book is displaying some sort of message. He supposes he's just going to have to get used to it.*

Doesn't ring a bell, sorry. And I left behind nineteen eons ago.

*Really, Nier's world only needed one horrifying Eldritch being, and that one managed to destroy the world just by having its physical form disintegrate. So.*

[thedarkheir]

Ugh... that symbol's got a creepy feel... you're not human, are you?

[puppy_lancer]

[Lancer is bored too, so he decides he might as well as answer the questions.]

You're either some corrupt corporate bigwig or new age nobleman who'll bite off more than he can chew and die in a messy way. And as for the second question, I'm anywhere from 27 to 30.

[Though he is physically and mentally 20 thanks to the younger form Misaya had given him.]

[phobophage]

She instantly places that symbol. "Oh, so you're real. I'll call you the yellow guy. Why're you here anyway? You're really dangerous. As for age, I remember when lots of people were still scared of sabertooths and stuff like that. You're right about the ridiculous numbers of teenagers and kids, but from what I've seen they're mostly at least decent fighters."