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Son Goku (Gaiden) @ Last Free City ([personal profile] mini_meatbun) wrote in [community profile] last_free_city2012-06-16 06:44 pm
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ITP: A flying monkey!

[So, Goku here might not be able to read, but he does know enough to recognize his name or things like "don't touch" or "stay out" or "stupid monkey". He is also smart enough to know he doesn't know the entire context so he probably shouldn't listen to such little snippets of writing.

Hence how he found himself in one of the armories during his daily bout of exploration of Midgard. Specifically strapping on a shining metal backpack just outside of it and--hello? What does this button do?

Oh. Apparently it's a jetpack. Luckily one equipped with a force field so the monkey doesn't get himself hurt while he's flying around in the thing. Unfortunately he has no idea what he's doing so it's more like a missile is hitting the city. Seriously.

The little alley with all the street vendors selling wares? Toppled in his wake, a great wind trailing behind him.

A few of the factories in the Foundry area? Well, they now have a huge chunk taken out of them thanks to a collision with Jetpack Monkey™ who just keeps on flying!]


AAAAAAAAHHHHH! THIS IS SOOOOO COOOOOOOOOL!!!

[Fortunately for all involved, including the giddy and now slightly green Goku, the jetpack eventually runs out of steam and he goes skidding on the ground--on his back, fortunately. Somehow he manages to slip out of the straps of the thing and sits up, looking like he'll be sick with how he sways.

Then he jumps to his feet and pumps a fist in the air.]


I wanna do that again!

(ooc: Feel free to threadjack each other if necessary and don't hold back with how angry anyone is about this. ICA==ICC, right?)
departed_child_of_gods: (WHY WOULD YOU EVEN DO THAT OW)

[personal profile] departed_child_of_gods 2012-06-17 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
*Ever seen a ghost pull a Marilyn Monroe? Now you have.*

KYAAAAAA! WHAT THE HELL?!
departed_child_of_gods: (You damn fool!)

[personal profile] departed_child_of_gods 2012-06-17 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
You FREAKING LITTLE MONKEY! I'M GONNA GET YOU!

*You now have a pissed off ghost trying to follow after you while shooting lightning bolts! GRAZE GRAZE GRAZE!*
departed_child_of_gods: (Have at you!)

[personal profile] departed_child_of_gods 2012-06-17 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ASKING ME?! I'M TRYING TO SHOOT YOU DOWN!

*With a few bolts for emphasis.*
departed_child_of_gods: (You damn fool!)

[personal profile] departed_child_of_gods 2012-06-17 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
I DON'T CARE!

*Yeah, she's pissed.*
departed_child_of_gods: (Have at you!)

[personal profile] departed_child_of_gods 2012-06-17 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
Are you a COMPLETE moron, or are you actually TRYING to make a fool out of me?!
departed_child_of_gods: (Good grief.)

[personal profile] departed_child_of_gods 2012-06-17 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
...Well, that answers THAT question. I have no idea who you're talking about.
departed_child_of_gods: (Hanging out)

[personal profile] departed_child_of_gods 2012-06-19 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
*God. Damnit. How do you stay murderously irate at a kid like this? At most, all you can really do is feel a baseline annoyance.*

Right. I cannot imagine why he would be cranky with such charming individuals as you around.
alchemic_waves: (not a good time)

[personal profile] alchemic_waves 2012-06-17 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
[And here would be Constance glaring since the market that was destroyed? Yeah she was actually in the middle of it having been looking at ceramics she had been debating getting for plants. Though the glare did soften when she saw the damage, more worried now.]

[Hearing the child's last comment though, had her face palming.]

Maybe after you clean up the mess you made. I'm not going to use my alchemy to repair everything.
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[personal profile] alchemic_waves 2012-06-17 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
[She taps her wrist to her hip flicking a spray of water from her glove at the smoking wreckage.] You're not hurt are you?

[Yeah she's going into protective mode, because little kids shouldn't do dangerous things]
alchemic_waves: (crouched)

[personal profile] alchemic_waves 2012-06-17 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
I'm good, you're lucky I was able to deflect larger shards from hitting people, though I think I upset some of them with the water works. [she's climbing up behind him curious to see the damage as well.]

What was that contraption anyway? Never seen anything like it.
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[personal profile] alchemic_waves 2012-06-17 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
Jetpack... [Yeah she's catching the letters.] You can't read can you?

[Though Constance is trying to figure out what a jet is, after all only things that fly in the air that are man made back home are fireworks and other firearms, nothing to the speeds Goku had hit.]

Whoah, that damage, you're lucky you could get up and walk around. [She's looking at the chimneys that are damaged.]
alchemic_waves: (crouched)

[personal profile] alchemic_waves 2012-06-19 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Constance smiled at him.] It's alright, what is your name anyway? I'm Constance. [She jumps down the rubble carefully, managing to get back to the ground before she taps her wrist to her hip and kneels touching the ground to at least patch up some of the crash zone.]

Which is why you're lucky. You should be careful messing with things you don't understand here. [She's not trying to scold him. She's just telling him he should be more careful.]
puppy_lancer: (Default)

[personal profile] puppy_lancer 2012-06-17 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Lancer barely jumps out of the way to avoid a collision.]

Hey, watch it!
puppy_lancer: (irritated)

[personal profile] puppy_lancer 2012-06-17 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Lancer growls and decides to chase after the haphazard flier.]

Get back here!
puppy_lancer: (irritated)

[personal profile] puppy_lancer 2012-06-19 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
[Despite being the fastest Servant, Lancer is on the ground while the monkey is in the air. As a result, his progress is hampered by crowds, vehicles, and other things. And unlike the monkey, he actually cared about what he was bumping into.]

Don't just fly off!
thedarkheir: (bat)

[personal profile] thedarkheir 2012-06-17 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
[There's a little white bat that's been flying around the city. It saw the incoming jetpack and let out a loud screech, trying to outfly it]
thedarkheir: (bat)

[personal profile] thedarkheir 2012-06-17 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
(ohshiohshitohshiohshiohshiohshiiiiiiiii-)

[Soma banks hard, gliding down an alleyway, trying to sake it off]
hegemonstratos: (Huh?)

[personal profile] hegemonstratos 2012-06-17 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
*Oh for the love of every single god in the entire multi-verse...*

What do you think you're doing?
hegemonstratos: (Stay out of this)

[personal profile] hegemonstratos 2012-06-19 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
You're destroying more of the city than our enemies have!

[personal profile] orewagundamda 2012-06-17 11:59 am (UTC)(link)
[Suddenly, Setsuna is very happy that modernized warfare back home was centered around large piloted robots that (for the most part) required a good amount of training to use instead of small, specialized equipment meant to be worn on one's person for ease of use.]

[It meant that there were many incedents like this occuring in military bases. He's also glad that he's wearing a helmet right now as he tried to catch the kid in his Gundam, otherwise he'd be facepalming at this moron's shenanigans.] This is someone dedicated to the defense of Midgard? [linefacelinefacelineface]
Edited 2012-06-17 12:00 (UTC)

[personal profile] orewagundamda 2012-06-19 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[What is dodging? Setsuna's staying put to see what this kid will do.]