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[puppy_lancer]

[Library District]

[For once in his life, Lancer regrets having such a keen nose. Because he had no need to sleep, he had been flipping through his notebook. When the stench hit, however, he was in as mad of a scramble as anyone else, trying to find a place where the stench was least severe. Even going into spirit mode only helped him move faster, but did not cancel out the horrid odor.]

[Once outside, he takes a moment to breathe in some fresh air. Even so, his nose is still unpleasantly clogged, and the stench seems to have clung to his nostrils.]

WHO THE FUCK STUNK UP THE APARTMENTS?
 

Comments

[championofthesun]

I, too, would very much like to know the answer to that.

[Gawain's in his usual armor, and he has a book in his hand. He must have been reading.]

[puppy_lancer]

When I catch that asshole, I'm gonna KICK HIS ASS!

[He turns to Gawain.]

They got your house too?

[championofthesun]

We live in the same apartment complex, do we not?

[puppy_lancer]

Oh yeah, we do.

[He gags again. Damn that odor!]

How the fuck did they manage to get it that stinky?

[championofthesun]

I'm not sure I want to know the answer to that. Who knows to what ills it could be used.

[puppy_lancer]

Yeah...do you have any idea how to fan away the stench then?

[championofthesun]

I am afraid not. My domain is the power of the sun, not wind.

[puppy_lancer]

Can't you burn the smell away then? Unless that would make it worse.

[championofthesun]

That would create an unacceptably high chance that the apartments would burn down.

[puppy_lancer]

Anything is worth getting rid of that smell.

[championofthesun]

I am certain there are less hazardous ways to go about it.

[puppy_lancer]

Hopefully they find them before the smell permanently clings to my nostrils.