Bad to Worse

[the_last_free_mods]

Thor himself contacts everyone via PDABook.

"We have uncovered the scoundrel behind this prank. It is none other than the Monkey King himself!"

In a most undivine moment, he actually looks a bit embarrassed.

"Unfortunately, he...uh, got away. Anyways, the attendants have cleared out the majority of the smell, so you should probably go back and check to make sure he didn't pilfer anything while you were out."

Investigation reveals that, sure enough, while everyone was outside the Monkey King went through everyone's stuff and scattered it all over the place. Your things can be found just about anywhere in the apartment complex: In the pool, in other people's rooms, in the dishwasher, on the roof, hanging from the power lines, or just about anywhere else you can imagine.

Comments

[hegemonstratos]

... How often does he do things like this?

[the_last_free_mods]

Rarely does he risk my wrath so.

[hegemonstratos]

Oh.

Good. That's... really good.

[puppy_lancer]

So you mean this guy snuck past our security, and, despite having the advantage of surprise, he chose to stink up our rooms?

[the_last_free_mods]

To understand the mind of a madman, a madman you must be. It is better not to try.

[puppy_lancer]

Okay, enough about the stinkbomb incident. What was this about our stuff?

[the_last_free_mods]

Filled with divine might and unknowable magics though he may be, he's still a monkey. He steals things, then gets bored of them.

[puppy_lancer]

I think I'll be good then. Don't have that much around to steal.

[It would just be irritating to clean up the mess afterwards.]