Video

[super_woolf]

Are these PDAs classy or what?

Woolf Enneacle, mobile suit pilot, here to save the day. If anyone had any concerns about this being hard, just let me put them to rest. With the Ace of the Federation here, there's no way things are gonna go wrong.

Comments

[super_woolf]

Defeated enemies that everyone thought were indestructible.

[puppy_lancer]

Me too. Every army had an ace in the hole...and I was just better than all the other aces combined.

[super_woolf]

Doesn't seem like there's really much point in arguing here. It's just pointless bragging.

So why don't we have this out like men? You bring your weapon of choice, I'll bring mine.

[puppy_lancer]

Sure. Where do you want us to meet?

[super_woolf]

There's a big open park I saw a few blocks south of the Wards. That should do.

[puppy_lancer]

How long is it gonna take you? I don't want to wait too long for a spar.

[super_woolf]

Oh don't worry about that. I can be there in a few minutes.

[puppy_lancer]

One minute, tops.

[super_woolf]

[A few minutes later, Lancer found himself greeted by a massive white robot.

Woolf poked his head out of the cockpit.]

Nice spear.

[puppy_lancer]

All I need to take down that metal colossus.

[super_woolf]

Wait you're actually gonna try it?

[puppy_lancer]

Of course. Can't be called a hero if I didn't even give it a try.

[super_woolf]

[Well this is awkward. He doesn't want to just step on him. Maybe he can just sort of reach down and grab Lancer...]

[puppy_lancer]

[Lancer's agility is not A-rank for nothing. As the army reaches for him, he jumps on it and starts running along it.]

[super_woolf]

Son of a-

[The G-Bouncer makes a grab for Lancer with its other arm.]

[puppy_lancer]

[There Lancer goes again, springing onto the other arm.]

You'll need to do much better than that!

[super_woolf]

[Woolf jerked his mobile suits arm up, trying to fling Lancer into the air so he could catch him while he was helplessly in the grip of freefall.]

[puppy_lancer]

[Nope. Not gonna cut it. Just when it seems Woolf is about to grab him, Lancer jams his spear into one of the finger joints and uses it as a fulcrum to pivot and jump toward the robot's torso.]

[super_woolf]

Stop jumping around like that!

[Woolf is very aware that he's being made a fool of, but he doesn't want to kill the guy. So he's basically powerless to stop him from landing on the mobile suit's chest.]

[puppy_lancer]

[Lancer raises his fist...and taps once or twice on the mobile suit's chest.]

Jumping around is my specialty.

[Just like Woolf has no desire to kill him, he has no desire to actually harm Woolf or his colossus. So instead of tearing the mobile suit's chest apart, he's just going to give it one or two taps.]

[super_woolf]

[He knows when he's beaten. The mobile suit raises its arms in surrender.]

You got me.

[puppy_lancer]

[He smiles, jumps off, does a backflip, and lands perfectly on his feet.]

Told you I was a legendary hero. But to be fair, you're not too bad yourself. I can definitely see the advantages of having a metal colossus at your beck and call.