![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png){kind=small}
A New Leaf
May. 26th, 2012 07:00 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kingofthetoybox[Video]
[Your PDA activates and the image of a fat, blonde-haired boy appears.]
You know, when I agreed to be a hero, I didn't expect they'd be throwing us into some big war without a second's notice. Kinda nice of them. Nice in the way you could only expect a cosmic jerkface to be. There's a difference between being a soldier and a hero. If we're expected to fight and not have any of our questions answered, that's being a soldier. A hero does what he does because he's pretty darn sure he's fighting for what's right. Like "justice" or something.
I've got no problems with fighting a little. You saw me in that spider out in the battlefield, didn't you? I'm just hoping that Bifrost is actually safe where it is. Then again, it has to be safer than giving it to those things that tried attacking just recently. ... "Safer", by the way, doesn't imply we're actually safe. I just want to make sure that I'm actually a hero and not a soldier.
The name's Porky, by the way. Porky Minch. I'm something of an important person back where I'm from. Nice meeting you all.
[Your PDA activates and the image of a fat, blonde-haired boy appears.]
You know, when I agreed to be a hero, I didn't expect they'd be throwing us into some big war without a second's notice. Kinda nice of them. Nice in the way you could only expect a cosmic jerkface to be. There's a difference between being a soldier and a hero. If we're expected to fight and not have any of our questions answered, that's being a soldier. A hero does what he does because he's pretty darn sure he's fighting for what's right. Like "justice" or something.
I've got no problems with fighting a little. You saw me in that spider out in the battlefield, didn't you? I'm just hoping that Bifrost is actually safe where it is. Then again, it has to be safer than giving it to those things that tried attacking just recently. ... "Safer", by the way, doesn't imply we're actually safe. I just want to make sure that I'm actually a hero and not a soldier.
The name's Porky, by the way. Porky Minch. I'm something of an important person back where I'm from. Nice meeting you all.
