Opening Log

[the_last_free_mods]

A few days have passed since the Qin army marched on Midgard's walls. The warriors already there don't know how much longer the front gate can last. The Qin forces are slowly picking off the wall's defenders, whittling down their numbers.

A metallic dragon twists and writhes in the sky, raining destruction from above. Sanzuwu streak back and forth across the sky, strafing and intercepting any aerial units. Shishi slam into the gates repeatedly, while terracotta soldiers make use of siege engines to break down the gate.

And finally, the inevitable occurs; the gate crashes open. Qin soldiers start flooding in.

But at that very moment...the Bifrost activates.

The first wave has come.

[[OoC: Welcome to the game! You'll be starting off fending off a Qin invasion. You are free to godmode enemies within reason, though the mods may occasionally take over from time to time. Defeat enough enemies, and a boss may appear...

Enemy types can be found with descriptions in the cut below.

Dragons - Strange, otherworldly energy beings that serve the Qin. They are given physical, robotic bodies in the form of classic Chinese dragons so that they can interact with physical world. Enormously powerful. Ascend to their home plane if their bodies are destroyed. There are only nine Dragons at any one time, but if ever one is defeated, its body can be rebuilt.

Fenghuang - Flying Qin battleships. Huge. Phoenix themed decoration. Lots of heavy weapons.

Sanzuwu - Qin fightercraft. Fast, lightly armed. Three distinctive landing gear that look like bird legs.

Yaoguai - Soldiers subject to modification experiments that didn't work properly. The Yaoguai are capable in combat, but their upgrades have left them mentally unstable and very violent.

Shishi - Robot lion statues. Powerful frontline warriors.

Terracotta Soldiers - Clay statues of soldiers that have been animated. The rank and file.

And finally, Thor has something to say to you.]

Comments

[puppy_lancer]

"Hey, mind if I borrow this for a second??"

Lancer is crawling up the Gurren's leg, intending to use the robot as a springing point to attack an incoming aircraft.

[avengedhimself]

"Hey, as long as you're not getting in my cockpit, do it if you think it's awesome!"

Says the guy as the Crimson mech continued to devastate it's surrounding!

[puppy_lancer]

After getting to its shoulder, Lancer uses it as a spring pad, hopping onto the Sanzuwu. It take him a couple of minutes to knock aside its yaoguai crew and commandeer it.

...Only he has no idea how to pilot it, and no Riding ability either.

As a result, Kamina now has a wobbly sanzuwu heading on a collision course with him.

[avengedhimself]

...Oh hell no, he ain't having any of that shit, so he's going to just. Catch it, and flings it somewhere else!

[puppy_lancer]

Sadly, Lancer has no control over his ship. So, after a couple of minutes of chaotic circling around the city, he ends up on another collision course with Kamina.

"Stupid metal colossus!"

[avengedhimself]

"THE HELL ARE YOU DOING BACK HERE AGAIN!?"

He's going to just dodge this time!

[puppy_lancer]

"I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO STEER THIS THING!"

He finally gets it to stop and just...hover.

[avengedhimself]

"THEN YOU'D NEED TO MORE SPIRIT IN IT!"

Because that totally worked for him, trust him.

[puppy_lancer]

"Spirit? Like, energy? I might break the controls then!"

[avengedhimself]

"Then clearly that thing would be too weak to stand your power!"

[puppy_lancer]

"One problem. I blow these controls and I crash."

[avengedhimself]

"You can just jump off like you did off my damn Ganmen!"

[puppy_lancer]

"When I'm in the air and there's nothing to land on?"