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Woolf is a the swimming pool with a pool hook, fishing underwear out of the water.

Looks like there's more in here than just his, so maybe it's time to reclaim your underthings before too many people see them?

1_eyed_dadass

[ACTION]

*Nier hadn't had to deal with the smell, so that had been a plus. However, the SECOND half of the prank is considerably more aggravating -- with the exception of the weapons he had on him, most of his copious amount of blades and spears had disappeared. You might have seen them, actually. Behind the washer, on the roof, all over the place.

He is not pleased at all by this development.

So pardon him if he seems a little grumpy as you see him wandering around all of creation trying to pull things back together. Damnit, it was hard enough GETTING most of them.*

the_last_free_mods

Thor himself contacts everyone via PDABook.

"We have uncovered the scoundrel behind this prank. It is none other than the Monkey King himself!"

In a most undivine moment, he actually looks a bit embarrassed.

"Unfortunately, he...uh, got away. Anyways, the attendants have cleared out the majority of the smell, so you should probably go back and check to make sure he didn't pilfer anything while you were out."

Investigation reveals that, sure enough, while everyone was outside the Monkey King went through everyone's stuff and scattered it all over the place. Your things can be found just about anywhere in the apartment complex: In the pool, in other people's rooms, in the dishwasher, on the roof, hanging from the power lines, or just about anywhere else you can imagine.

puppy_lancer

[Library District]

[For once in his life, Lancer regrets having such a keen nose. Because he had no need to sleep, he had been flipping through his notebook. When the stench hit, however, he was in as mad of a scramble as anyone else, trying to find a place where the stench was least severe. Even going into spirit mode only helped him move faster, but did not cancel out the horrid odor.]

[Once outside, he takes a moment to breathe in some fresh air. Even so, his nose is still unpleasantly clogged, and the stench seems to have clung to his nostrils.]

WHO THE FUCK STUNK UP THE APARTMENTS?

departed_child_of_gods

[ACTION; THE WARDS]

*OH GOD WHY CAN GHOSTS SMELL THINGS.

Soga had immediately shot through the walls to get away from the odor. She heard the laughter not long after that.*

Oooooooh! You think you're SO FUNNY! Let us see how funny you think you are when you are a LIGHTNING ROD!

*And now she's charging blindly through the streets trying to locate the source of that sound. Yeah, she's peeved.*

alchemic_waves

Normally weird smells didn't wake Constance up, but this time... Yeah the Alchemist was now getting out of her apartment standing on the lawn coughing. Her wrist guard missing, though she had managed to pull her long coat over her nightgown at least.

Tapping her wrist to her hip she drew a small bit of clean water to her she used it to clean off a patch on her jacket to breathe through.

"Okay seriously whomever pulled this joke off show yourself!" Grumpy Alchemist is grumpy!

hero_of_smiles

The Deeps

[Well, sleeping in this apartment was nice. All cozy and warm and dream like. He could just sleep away the days in this place. Cross was exhausted after all, he's still only a fifteen year old, and even with all his training he did get tired (sadly). But he just got the rudest of awakenings. What the HELL was that smell. It was horrid, awful and it woke him up. Instantly sitting up, Cross covered his mouth and nose. Oh God he felt like he was going to be sick. Rushing outside his apartment, he's going to throw up outside...are you in the splatter zone?]

just_some_meddler

[Ciel is outside the Palace District apartments in pink pajamas, with fuzzy slippers on her feet and murder in her eyes. She's shouting into the dark.]

Go ahead, laugh it up asshole. When I find you I'm going to make a hat out of your guts!

[The laughing gets harder.]

lone_wolf_of_southtown

[ACTION; THE DEEPS]

*Early one morning, a hero arose from bed. Not to train. Not to set out on an epic quest.

No, he got up so he could run the hell out of the building and try to get some freaking fresh air. Which is why he's out here, clad only in boxers, gasping for air like his life depends on it.*

GOOD freaking Lord! It smells like the devil himself ripped one! Bleuugh!

*You gonna dare point out his lack of decorum? And no, there are no hearts on them, sorry.*

the_last_free_mods

Friday saw another day with nothing especially interesting happening. The biggest event was a small family of refugees arriving at the main gate.

However that night at three in the morning, a foul stench started filtering through all of the air vents. Something between a skunk, and old, soggy underwear, and strong enough to force even the most stalwart hero out of his bed! And to top it all off, a maddening giggling seems to be drifting out of the darkness. SOMEONE thinks he's a riot, apparently, but try as you might you can't locate the source of it.

itsabodysuit

[Shiro lands in the Bifrost with a thud, landing on her butt. She looks around for a few minutes, shouting.]

Totoooooo! Gantaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

[A sudden sad look crosses her face.]

Ganta's angry at Shiro... Noooot Gantaaaaa!

WAIT! That's what Shiro wished for, right. Ganta won't be angry at her anymore! [She lights up like a Christmas tree.]

GAAAAAAAAANTAAAAAAAAAA! Shiro wants to play!

aceattacker

[ It’s late in the evening when one of the journals accidentally begin to record. It’s on the floor on it’s side, showing

Seolla and

Arado together in the same room. Unlike the side she’s shown most of the strangers in this place, Seolla’s almost cheerful, as she brings her hands together. ]

There, I asked the attendant to bring us both a pair of fresh clothing. [ How scandalous. ] It shouldn’t take them too long to return with something, yeah?

For me, maybe! I’m sure it’ll take much longer for you! [ He laughs, almost playfully. ]

Why would it take longer for me? [ Seolla’s tone turns towards a dangerous path quickly and without warning. ] Well?!

Obviously they’re gonna run out of fabric real quick since your boobs are so huge! [ Will he ever learn? ]

W-Whaaaaaaat!? [ Apparently not. It doesn’t take her long to resort to violence by bringing a table up towards him with just her foot. ] They’re not that huge, dumbass!

[ Aaaand there goes Arado, straight through that table. Or rather, the other way around. ] Ow... that hurt... You’ve got a mean kick, Seolla...[ aaand will he learn? SURVEY SAYS: NO. ] Of course your boobs are huge! It makes you easy to pick out from a crowd!

They only seem that big due to your pea-sized noggin! [ It takes her approximately three seconds to leap across the room to wail into him with her own fists. ] Maybe when they come back, I’ll ask them to try to find a new brain for you!

[ He doesn’t fight back. She’d hand his ass to him in an instant. ] Maybe they should find you a new butt too!

Yeah!? [ Punch. Punch. This fight is pretty one-sided for all to see. ] If you’re lucky, they might be able to give you a pair of balls too!

H-hey! I’ve got balls! It takes balls to-Ow! Complime-Ow!... the way I do! Ow!

You could have fooled me. [ With a huff, she’ll stop wailing on him, choosing instead to keep his form straddled between her thighs. ] If you want to compliment me, then do it in a way a normal guy would, sheesh!

Well...you’re a good pilot...and a good cook...I guess...

That’s really all you’ve got to say about me? [ Is that a twinge of disappointment on her tone? She’ll move to climb off of him now, brushing her skirt out flat. ] I understand now.

No! You’re a great partner and we’ve always got each other’s backs... and... and... [ oh crap he’s gotta do something here he hates when she seems a little sad. ] ...you’re pretty cute. Especially when you’re mad!

Ahhh... [ It starts off with her red-faced and shifting in place uncomfortably. A remark of that magnitude always left her shy. Thankfully for her pride, it doesn’t last long. Leaning down to grab at his shirt with her fist, she’ll try to bring him to his feet. ] When I’m mad, huh?

Cause then you start shaking me and your boobs jiggle and that just makes it better andpleasedon’thurtme....

[ CRASH!! That's Arado's face slamming right into the journal as a result of being thrown across the room. Again. ]

prototype_king

[Backdated a fair bit to just after this.]

[It had been a fun evening. The woman - definitely a woman, and not a girl - was a warrior of some at least noticeable capability. She was pleasant company, even in more casual clothes, the Palace district had good food, and even if she was clearly not used to spending a lot of personal time with a man, Gilgamesh was more than willing to overlook any awkwardness. It was kind of cute.]

[The problem arose much later in the evening, when they'd returned to the Palace Villa for a drink that Gilgamesh could have technically summoned from anywhere. At the end of the ensuing conversation...well, Gilgamesh got some news he's reacting badly too, going to the next room and getting out his book to yell at as many people as possible.]

[Video, and Action in Gilgamesh's apartment]

ON THE BASTARD SPIRIT OF GAIA, I SWEAR THIS NOW: NEVER ON MY EARTH IS TECHNOLOGY LIKE THIS EVER ALLOWED! It's too high a price to ask!

[He's going to be angry about this for at least a solid minute or two.]

books_n_battle

*Jr. looks distinctly annoyed, though with no obvious cause. But anyone who knows him well and is aware of the date will know why.*

Hey, anyone here know of a shooting range around here? It'd probably be a good idea to practice even when I don't have Quin and Fae bastards to kill.

ineedthemforanalyzing

[Text]

I'm assembling a list of combat vehicles and mobile units among the forces who've come in through Bifrost. I've gathered the data from personal observation of the Docks and the network, so it's likely incomplete.

Please use this freely to organize command or maintenance plans if you wish, and please let me know if I'm missing anyone, or if you know any details I'm missing below. I'm leaving off all details besides pilot name for operational security. Thank you.

Unit - Pilot
PTX-006 Wildraubtier - Latooni Suvota
PTX-015 Wildwurger - Arado Balanga
PTX-016 Wildfalken - Seolla Schweitzer
AGE-2 Gundam AGE-2 - Asem Asuno
G-Bouncer - Woolf Enneacle
Dinah - KOS-MOS, Allen Ridgeley, Shion Uzuki
Asher - Gaignun Kukai Jr.
Joshua - (?)
GN-0000+GNR-010 00 Raiser - Setsuna F. Seiei

idonthavearoute

[ It's Father's Day and Illyasviel von Einzbern returned just in time for it. Since she hasn't had anytime to check out potential markets in the area, she gave an attendant a simple request. This request?

"Please fetch a weapon that Kiritsugu could use well."

So for those who happen to be living in the same district as Illya, enjoy the sight of a girl trying to wrap up a gun. Yes, it does fire once or twice before an attendant will rush to help her unload it. While she does want to question how or why this weapon would be good for her father, she doesn't have the time to do so.

Earlier plotting with her ~~destined lover~~ foster brother meant there was going to be a party. He should have everything set up, so all that was left was to rush to the Palace to a certain boy's room.

All while dragging Kiritsugu there. It's a challenge that's not all that difficult for this heroine as she sets out to find the quiet man! ]

mini_meatbun

[So, Goku here might not be able to read, but he does know enough to recognize his name or things like "don't touch" or "stay out" or "stupid monkey". He is also smart enough to know he doesn't know the entire context so he probably shouldn't listen to such little snippets of writing.

Hence how he found himself in one of the armories during his daily bout of exploration of Midgard. Specifically strapping on a shining metal backpack just outside of it and--hello? What does this button do?

Oh. Apparently it's a jetpack. Luckily one equipped with a force field so the monkey doesn't get himself hurt while he's flying around in the thing. Unfortunately he has no idea what he's doing so it's more like a missile is hitting the city. Seriously.

The little alley with all the street vendors selling wares? Toppled in his wake, a great wind trailing behind him.

A few of the factories in the Foundry area? Well, they now have a huge chunk taken out of them thanks to a collision with Jetpack Monkey™ who just keeps on flying!]

AAAAAAAAHHHHH! THIS IS SOOOOO COOOOOOOOOL!!!

[Fortunately for all involved, including the giddy and now slightly green Goku, the jetpack eventually runs out of steam and he goes skidding on the ground--on his back, fortunately. Somehow he manages to slip out of the straps of the thing and sits up, looking like he'll be sick with how he sways.

Then he jumps to his feet and pumps a fist in the air.]

I wanna do that again!

(ooc: Feel free to threadjack each other if necessary and don't hold back with how angry anyone is about this. ICA==ICC, right?)

flower_in_the_ocean

[See Erika. See Erika looking through her stuff and checking out a few things here and there. She's got the book-like comms set up and you can see she's working on making herself at home.]

Hey all, I'm new here as well. Valkyries came to my house and I figured I'd say yes. I'm Erika Kurumi, and I'm 17 years old. [She doesn't look 17 but its clear the girl is in the middle of a growth spurt on how gangly she looks.]

I'm also a magical girl too.

Now if anyone can find out where I can get some things for my house, I'd appreciate it.

alchemic_waves

[While most alchemists she knew, if placed in her position would be headed for the book stacks, Constance Airie had something else in mind. She was glancing at her PDA a moment, long enough to get her bearings on the map she had found of the Library District, navigating her way, asking some of the locals a few times where the best place to get coffee would be.

That led her to the small café, about three blocks from her apartment, where she was currently getting a seat towards the back of the room, placing her back to the wall, out of habit if nothing more. There were two reasons she chose a café, first being it was close to the apartments, which meant others in her position would probably go there; and the other reason being cafes were just as good as a bar to overhear information in. And usually in a café she didn’t have to worry about the clientele trying to paw at her.

The drink she ordered was a mocha, which seemed to be coffee, and hot chocolate rolled into one. Sipping at it she found that the smooth taste was enjoyable. Pulling out the PDA again she smiled at a few of the patrons who were casting a worried glance her direction before she slid out of her coat draping it in the corner chair before trying to figure out where to explore the rest of the day. The books, as tempting as they were, could wait a little longer at least. She wanted to get the feel of the area before she got lost in the stacks.]

numberofthefiend100

[[A backdated intro post, since, I didn't do one sooner!

After being chosen and brought forth into the world, and consequently plopped down into her apartment, the second thing on her list was to figure out where she was now, and make her way around.

First was to get over the culture shock. From magical-medieval to technology... It was too much to get past without breaking out and resulting to a mild paranoia.

But still, she sets off, exploring from the Deeps, upward towards the surface. Every few feet, Allura would establish a trap of some sort, not that anyone without some means of magical, or godly, sight capabilities could see it. As far as she knew, only she could see them anyway, and it was only done for her own protection.

Surely, she was going to be safe here, but, that didn't give her a sliver of comfort.

So have one oddly dressed ~~notPrincess~~woman creeping about as if she were being stalked.]]

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